Ali Zafar’s fifth Bollywood film, Total Siyapaa, is an outlandish comedy of errors which unfolds on a single, wild night. The movie is another version of the popular cliché of what happens when a boy meets the girl’s parents for the first time.
Things are going great for the couple, Aman, played by Ali Zafar, and Asha, portrayed by the talented Yami Gautam, until Aman is persuaded, with much protest, to meet Asha’s parents.
Chaos ensues as the couple face characters ranging from a Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (DDLJ)-obsessed child, baseball-bat wielding youngsters, a chronic complainer (played skilfully by Kiron Kher), trollops with tooting accents and a nuttier than a bar of snickers granddad.
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Mix the quirks of the characters, which are, to put it mildly and in printable language, cucking frazy, with a dangerous container of frozen soup and some near murders, and you have the recipe for a mammoth Siyapaa. Interestingly, things at the house take a massive turn for the worse when Aman is asked the all too familiar question of ‘what is your family background’.
This is when the parents unexpectedly learn that their Indian daughter, who was brought up as a Hindu, has chosen a Pakistani man, who follows a different religion. That’s when the already awkward dinner turns into an out and out farce.
Aman, the innocent, well-spoken boy from a good family, struggles to maintain his nerve as each character presents a new challenge. As he becomes more and more entrapped by the family’s eccentricities and a host of unexpected circumstances, Aman’s relationship with Asha comes under stress too.
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His love for Asha makes him drop his accha bacha (good boy) standards and work to wriggle himself out of a welter of problems as he, against his will, finds himself in police stations, a flower shop and even the prospective father-in-law’s office.
The interaction between Kiron Kher and Ali Zafar is hilarious throughout the film and there is a particularly funny scene where a distressed Aman has to deal with an elderly relative in a lavatory.
While Total Siyapaa has its moments, I can’t help but think that the film, which is clearly meant to be an entertainer, has great unfulfilled potential. Initially titled Aman Ki Asha, it could have been fantastic had it included more of the comedy centred on the cultural differences between the two countries and Aman working to make peace with his antagonistic Indian family. It only touches on this matter briefly and if the script had more such banter, it would have really helped engage the audience for longer periods.
The trailer and climax of the film, where the Pakistani identity of Aman is revealed, brings about an expectation of the Indo-Pak angle, which unfortunately isn’t exploited to the fullest. As a result, the film tends to meander from one comedy skit to another.
The supporting cast, with the exception of the outlandish sister, played by Sara Khan, aren’t able to sparkle to the same extent that the family members did in the Meet the Parents series.
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While it’s neither engaging nor unpredictable enough to be termed a must see, there’s still plenty to commend in the film. Zafar is fantastic as the puzzled Pakistani and you can certainly relate to the very Pakistani earnestness and charm he brings to the role.
The multi-talented Zafar sparkles, whether on screen or through the soundtrack, since in addition to playing the lead role, he composed and sung the songs too – the title track of which is sure to be a super-hit.
One hopes he will soon become the first choice for the male lead in rom-coms too, much like Parineeta Chopra for filmmakers seeking a great female lead.
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Moreover, the guy is an absolute gentleman and was supremely patient despite the stampede causing attention he was getting at the premiere in Pakistan. Courteous to the core, he even left a conversation midway with Humaima Malick and Aminah Shaikh when interrupted by a humble autograph seeker.
Seeing Zafar on the big screen should be a huge draw for most people, considering he is probably the man most men want to be, and of course, the man most women want to be with.
All in all, if you’re looking for a light-hearted and amusing film that the lady in your life won’t object to, this ultimately harmless film, which has some great songs, one of which sees Zafar partner with Fariha Pervez, is a good pick.
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Apparently, showing inches of your midriff is “immoral” and a 
2. Gluttony:
The night before Eid, you believe that you have actually lost weight and will maintain this for the rest of the year. This was what you wanted. You wanted to lose weight and then comes Eid with all its deliciousness and that resolution goes down the drain as soon as we hit the breakfast table. In my opinion, we are known to eat more on the three days of Eid than we do throughout the month of Ramazan because there is So. Much. Food!
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5. Holier than thou much:
All those who scrutinise our every move to find a reason to shame us suddenly drop their Ramazan cloaks and are ready to rumble! Now they are are free to admire Humaima Malick’s new dance.
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6. Tailor woes:
Need to get that last minute peeko on your dupatta done or one of your sleeves is somehow shorter than the other? The innumerable curses upon the tailor continue once the roza has ended.
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7. Last minute shopping:
Dress? Check.
Shoes? Check.
Jewellery? Check.
Bangles? Oh Crap.
Someone get the car out. Now!
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8. Those dreaded hugs:
Eid is one occasion in which 'hugging' suddenly becomes okay. But really, what is the point of the three hugs? Aren't we confused enough already with two or one kisses dilemma that now we need to figure out the amount of times we need to hug? How about a little less action and a little more conversation, please?
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9. Eidi-flation:
That moment when you feel like telling your rich relatives about the height of inflation when they hand you that hundred rupee note.
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10. Never ending questions:
Unable to strike a conversation? These 
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11. The table-talkers:
Serving guests who start their discussion with the essence of 
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Kunal and Emraan, together, gave some great hits in the past, including 
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Deepak Tijori is back on the silver screen, after a hiatus, in a brief role. He performs decently and gives exactly what was expected from him. Kay Kay Menon and Paresh Rawal were the usual: detailed, faultless and a treat to watch in some scenes.
All the main characters in Raja Natwarlal are experienced and cannot be questioned on their performance potentials. The only new bird in the flock was Humaima Malick, and even she bagged (unofficially) 
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In totality, Raja Natwarlal has nothing novel or interesting to offer; a list of talented actors is wasted. I would rate it two out of five and I am being generous.
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The old adage was inverted,
Our latest 
2. Fawad Khan as Jon Snow
This clearly 
He was the only actor in Pakistan who could have done justice to the role of Tyrion Lannister so I am using this space to honour the 
We just need to pull out the blonde dye, and censor all the Jamie-Cersei scenes from the series.
6. Nadeem Baig as Tywin Lannister
The 
The boys played well in the war. He definitely has the beard.
8. Shaan Shahid as Stannis Baratheon
Just like Igloo King cone, there can only be one 
Because, 
They might as well be twins.
11. Javed Sheikh as Ned Stark
He is the guy you call whenever you need 
Only if he puts 
She does 
Just a humble request to the Pakistani producers, don't see this as a cue to put an 
I mean if someone gets to be carried on the back of somebody solely based on their 
He is out of employment after the World Cup, so he may need to raise his intellect to match it with Hodor's though.
17. Hamza Ali Abbasi as Joffrey Baratheon
A young guy who thinks he is the king and it is his job to 
Is there a more 
Forever friend zoned by the prime ministership.
20. Zubaida Aapa as Melisandre
Magic is basically the 
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Though it is unsurprising to see public figures from various backgrounds introduce their own clothing brand, the public’s response to his new venture was rather startling. Some of the women whom I shared this news with reacted in the following ways:
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In Pakistan, there has been a growing trend among celebrities stepping into the field of clothing, introducing their own brands and boutiques. Not to mention, even our fashion designers – who initially would only stick to designing considerably expensive outfits, mostly consisting of bridal, formal and trendy wear – have 
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However, in order for Aanchal to work, Hussain would need to up-his-game significantly. It is too early to decide if a clothing brand carrying his name would be successful or not, but one thing is for sure: The public demands better styles and designs, irrespective of who is selling it to them. So it would do Hussain well to rethink his designs and bring in better people to facilitate his new venture.
Unlike his raw feats of playing with Tahir Shah’s hair and feeding mangoes to people on his TV show, Hussain needs to bring in finesse for Aanchal to sell.
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Although the story was decent enough and was a good attempt and adds another feather in the crown of the recently 
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While there may be a number of factors which make a movie an interesting watch, the wardrobe worn by the leading actors also increases the viewer’s interest. In Dekh Magar Pyaar Say, one of the leading fashion icons of Pakistan, 
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However, I personally believe that the story lacks, at most parts, the enthusiasm to keep the viewer’s glued to the screen. Even though both Humaima and Sikander came together to become a charismatic on-screen couple, Humaima did over-act in some scenes. Apart from a handful of such scenes, her acting was uncluttered, focused, and well-balanced with debutant Sikander’s onscreen persona. Even though Sikander made his acting debut, he seemed comfortable while sharing the screen with Humaima and his acting skills are more refined than one could have expected. Moreover, there was mediocrity in the plot and some parts didn’t make sense because it felt they were added by force and not by will.
With Pakistani cinema’s revival, we must appreciate the efforts of the movie’s director, producer, and scriptwriter Asad, Ali Murtaza, and Saba Imtiaz, respectively. The sights and sounds shown in the movie are colourful and present a life that is closer to reality.
The soundtrack also has a desi touch to it, which emphasises the romantic and emotional side of the movie. Songs including Tasveer, I am Sweetie and Kabhi Kabhi are written and composed beautifully while Kaala Dooriyan is a groovy song that will make you tap your feet with the tune. The movie was said to be a romantic comedy, however, you must watch it to know if it really was one or was there a twist in the story when you least expect it.
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With Asad’s insights on directing, and 
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Moving from the 
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Willing to go the extra mile, Mita and Raj are on the move again, this time shifting to an impoverished neighbourhood. But would this prove enough to get Pia in to the school of their 
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The movie begins with a breakdown in a struggling musician’s marriage, Ali (Shahid), who plans to move back to Pakistan from UK. He luckily finds Uzma (Uzma Hassan), who herself was on the verge of a breakdown in her marriage with her filmmaker husband Farhan (Mohib Mirza).
Uzma is Ali's fan and wants to save his dying music career. In the midst of all this, the two deepen their relationship and become quite close to one another, given the similar circumstances both are facing in their lives. Uzma's husband, Farhan, gets a chance to work with superstar Humaima (Humaina Malick). Farhan and Humaima's relationship is darker and causes them a great deal of emotional turmoil.
The movie talks about love, pain, sorrow and hints of infidelity. All in all, the movie itself is one emotional rollercoaster ride where you will feel everything the characters feel and will be too attached to them by the end of the movie.
Despite a few setbacks, Shahid successfully got the music right, giving us more than a few memorable songs. Sahir Ali Bagga has never been in a better form than he's seen in Arth 2.
I salute the efforts made by Shahid to redirect an already successful Bollywood movie into a Pakistani version, highlighting the narrative in a local, relatable manner. We need to realise that Pakistani movies and story lines cannot yet be compared to Bollywood; it will take time for us to reach to that level since we are still new. Regardless, they still did an absolute fantastic job!
As Shahid 
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Undoubtedly, LoMJ looks grand. However, what’s important is the substance behind the froth. It doesn’t look grand for the sake of it; effectively meaning it does not look like 
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Hamza Ali Abbasi looks closer to Khilji of 
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One of the toughest tasks of the film was the makeup, and boy have Maram and Aabroo lived up to the task, barring Fawad’s hair. Did I mention his hair looks out of sync?
The trailer of LoMJ is thus everything it was expected to be and then some. Will it make commercial sense? Let’s have a look.
Firstly, it’s an expensive film. That scale and grandness does not come cheap. In order to make money, it will have to become the highest grossing Pakistani film ever. Not just the highest, but highest by a mile.
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There are still two problems with the film though – starting with the language. It’s 100% a Punjabi film, just like the original. How the audience from Sindh and 
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As Maula says,